Laughing Time(1)

Last night, my roommates was reading book. Suddenly, he said there is a joke in his book.
The Clock
Hillary Clinton died and went to heaven. As she stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates she saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.She asked, "What are all those clocks?"???St Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move.""Oh," said Hillary, "who's clock is that?""That's Mother Theresa's. The hands have never moved indicating that she never told a lie.""Who's clock is that?" "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have only moved twice telling us that Abe only told 2 lies in his entire life.""Where is Bill's clock?" Hillary asked."Bill's clock is in Jesus' office. He is using it as a ceiling fan."